Nickname: Mikey
Destructo
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| Birthday: April 1st (really it is) |
| First saw RHPS: drunk: Halloween 2001, sober:
Halloween 2003 |
Character(s) played: Eddie, Dr. Scott, Crim,
Brad, Rocky
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Weekday alter-ego: Corporate whore
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You'd have to pay me a million bucks to have sex
with:
Rosanne Barr
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...but I'd do at no charge:
a shit ton of old ladies at convalescent homes.
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With that million bucks, I'd:
host a drunken monkey knife fight pay-per-view event
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If I could fight any celebrity (alive or dead),
it'd be:
Rutger Hauer
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Cartoon character I most identify with:
Quagmire |
Rocky Horror line that means the most to me:
"Make... Out... With... Mike" |
Other ramblings:
I want you to give me cookie and make-out sessions
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